Who are these scripts for? You need to troubleshoot performance problems with SQL Server, and you need to do it now. You don't have time to track down a bunch of DMVs, figure out Extended Events, ...
Sifting through data just got easier with this quick and easy Excel formula.
Every example below uses this one table, `customers`, so you can watch the same data change shape from section to section.
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