Telegram Serverless lets developers deploy bot backends on Telegram's own infrastructure with a single tgcloud command, but ...
No Java JRE. No Python venv. No bundled Chromium. DBX ships as a single small binary — download, install, connect. DBeaver needs Java; TablePlus is macOS-only. DBX runs everywhere with nothing extra.
The two managed products below are the fastest path to shipping. They're actively maintained, billed for sustainability, and back the rest of the ecosystem.